I Have Done Nothing For The Holidays. Am I Alone?

This is the extent of what I have done to get ready for the holidays.  I pulled the antlers & lights out of a drawer in my office from last years Schenectady Holiday Parade.  I heard that we are 27 days away from Christmas today and I started to get nervous.

Here's were I am with stuff:

  • I have not put up one decoration.  The guy across the street has a major display.  I may just put up a sign pointing to his yard that says "he wins".  It will save me the stress of strings of lights with only 75% of the lights that light up.  Let's see.  I could spend 2 hours on them and still not get them fixed, buy new ones for $6 or just make the sign.  I'll get back to you on that one.
  • Gift shopping...0% finished.  I'm still eating Thanksgiving leftovers and Halloween Candy.  Not exactly healthy but...
  • I haven't baked on cookie...scratch that.  I don't think I've ever baked a cookie.  I'm more of a quality control guy
  • Wait maybe I have begun...I did watch The Christmas Story over the weekend...I may ask Santa for a BB Gun.  There is a squirrel at our bird feeder that needs a couple of warning shots over the bow since me running out in my pajamas hasn't had much of an impact...unless you consider the trauma caused to the neighbors.

Let me know where are you in your quest for a Happy Holiday Season.

 
Randy McCarten

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