This morning I stumbled onto this article about if you need to refrigerate eggs or not. I didn't even know that was a question! Turns out if you have your own chickens, their coop is pretty clean & you don't wash the egg you can keep them un-refrigerated for about a week. There is some special stuff on the egg shell that lets you keep them out but it if gets washed off (like store eggs) you have to refrigerate them. I'm grossed out thinking about it so let's move on.
On the page they had a video about how to make the perfect Egg McMuffin at home. The video is below. Listen carefully about asking for real eggs in some of the sandwiches.
Take a look. She doesn't toast the english muffin, which I think is a mistake. On the other hand I've been making sandwiches with a bagel and I think those are better if you don't toast it. I'm off to get an egg mold. You know that sounds kind of gross too.