I think I just messed up big time!
Over the weekend I cut the grass for the first time. When I break out the old riding mower I also break out the same old pair of jeans that just don't really come clean anymore and the right knee is blown out. It's always the right knee that goes first. I have no idea why. I also chucked an old t-shirt, a pair of sneakers with wholes in them and a Cubs hat this is all dirty that I've had for about 10 years. I thought "hey it's a new season and the neighbors probably are tired of seeing the slob across the street cut his lawn.
I just saw the Nordstroms is selling muddy jeans for $425 a pair!!! I think I just wasted at least $600!
Tomorrow is trash day. Think I should go dumpster diving?
PS. That's me at the wheel of my mighty machine. It's also really old and probably worth thousands if this trend continues.