Bob Hauer

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HauerTo: Actually Win an Easter Egg Hunt (Yes, Even as an Adult)

Egg Hunt

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Easter egg hunts are supposed to be for kids…

but let’s be honest — the second it starts, something switches in your brain. Now it’s a competition.

And you’re not here to lose to a six-year-old with a basket and no strategy.

If you’re going to play, you might as well win.

Hack #1: Don’t Start in the Crowd

Everyone rushes the obvious spots first.

Let them.

Hang back for a second, then move toward the edges — bushes, corners, behind things. That’s where the overlooked eggs live.

Hack #2: Think Like the Hider

Ask yourself:

“If I were hiding eggs, where would I put the ‘good ones’?”

Not the easy spots. Not the impossible ones.

Look for places that feel just clever enough — behind planters, under chairs, tucked along fences.

Hack #3: Go Low… Then High

Most people only look at eye level or straight ahead.

Check:

  • Under tables
  • Around tree bases
  • Slightly elevated spots (ledges, railings)

Egg hunters are predictable. Be less predictable.

Hack #4: Move Fast, But Don’t Panic

Speed matters. Chaos doesn’t.

If you’re running around randomly, you’ll miss things.

Move with purpose. Scan as you go. Grab and keep moving.

This is not a stroll. It’s also not a sprint into a bush.

Hack #5: Secure Your Territory

Once you find a good area… stay there for a minute.

Don’t just grab one egg and leave. That’s how you lose.

Work the zone. Clean it out. Then move on.

The Bottom Line

Easter egg hunts may be “for fun”…but there’s a right way to do them.

Be strategic. Be observant. Be just competitive enough to make it interesting.

And if a kid beats you anyway…just say you were “letting them win.”


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