Thousands Sign Petition To Drink Dark Sarcophagus Juice

Sarcophagus Juice

If you've missed it, a mysterious dark sarcophagus was unearthed in Alexandria, Egypt and as of last week that sarcophagus has been opened. Many people didn't want to open it fearing that it would unleash a curse on the earth.

What's done is done. And so far we're not cursed. 

However what is more disturbing is that for some reason people are now petitioning to be allowed to drink the mysterious red liquid sitting inside of it.

 

That is so unbelievably nasty to me. Why on earth would you want to do drink this??

24,000 people have already signed it. 

There is no way I think they'll be allowed to drink the liquid, which is most likely just sewage or water that leaked in through crack. Still, very very gross. 

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