8 Gross Morning Things Your Body Does To Show You're Healthy

OK this might be a little gross, but this time it's good to be gross.   These gross things are your body's way of saying you are healthy.   While a heart felt card would have been nice, I guess you take what you can get.

Here are 8 Ways Your Body Shows you are healthy every morning:

  1. Eye boogers
  2. Lots of poop
  3. Shedding skin
  4. Bad Breath
  5. Dark pee (sorry I'm just reporting here)
  6. Passing Gas...the gift that keeps on giving
  7. Phlegm
  8. Burping

Don't know about you, but I feel like the healthiest guy on earth right now.  See why these are all good signs here

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