Well if your kids aren't back in school by today, chances are they are ditching. Might want to check on that. Don't know about you, but I took Spanish in high school. Like 3 1/2 years of it. I still can't speak Spanish, but I can't blame it on my teachers. To be honest I didn't "apply myself".
I think it would have been much easier if I took "West Virginian" as my foreign language. I could be going to a "Pie Supper" for some "Cats Head" biscuits and gravy. Of course I'd have to wait a spell before I went a couple of "Hollers" over to the store, got my "Buggy" and a "Mess" of the stuff. ...'Mmmm....biscuits and gravy.
Anyway Jennifer Garner is your teacher for "West Virginian 101" please take your seats and pay attention class. If you don't there is probably a switch with your name on it.