Australia Doesn't Exist According To New Flat Earth Theory

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There are a bunch of interesting theories about our planet that often make me chuckle. The people who believe dinosaurs were made up and also the flat earth folks are the real winners in my book. 

In a new theory from flat earthers they actually believe that Australia isn't real. It's a theory that has been kicked around since 2017 and it started out like this:

It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup [sic] for one of the greatest mass murders in history.

It gets even better. They say that even though people claim to have traveled to the land down under it's all because they've been tricked. 

Pilots are in on this global conspiracy and just fly around for a while and then bring them to a place in South America. 

I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with this theory because I have something that is called a brain. We have seen many people, places, and things that are from Australia.

Exhibit A: Chris Hemsworth

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Exhibit B: Koala bears

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Exhibit C: The Sydney Opera House

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Exhibit D: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban

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Exhibit F: Hugh Jackman

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Are you trying to tell me that all of this isn't real? Well that's just dumb. 

Via: Mirror

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