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If you're looking to add a little "sexy" to your Halloween costume STAY AWAY from these real Halloween costumes...

The five worst "sexy" Halloween costumes for sale this year. 


1.  Sexy Hulk Hogan.  It's for women, and comes with a traditional Hulk Hogan mustache.

2.  Sexy Jolly Rancher.  It's just a short dress that says Jolly Rancher, with an unflattering frill on top to look like the wrapper.

3.  Sexy Medusa.  The headpiece that's supposed to make your hair look like snakes isn't sexy OR scary . . . it's just uncomfortable and awkward.

4.  Sexy Unlicensed Smurf.  It's not officially a Smurf costume . . . it's just a tight blue bodysuit, a little white dress to go over it, and a giant white dunce cap.

5.  Sexy Cheshire Cat.  It has a bunch of gray-and-blue fur accessories, including boots and a huge tail.  But it doesn't really look like a cat, and it doesn't look like much of anything.  (Yahoo Shine)

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