Well, at least the thief gave it back... I guess?
A single mom's van was stolen (with her phone in it), and after texting and pleading for the thief to return it, he texted her back to tell her where she could find the van.
From Huffington Post: "The unknown man also sent her one text attempting to explain his actions: 'I do feel bad ... my kids needed a meal on the table so that's what their dad did got them food. I know its wrong but it's been so hard since I lost my job.'"